Monday, June 8, 2009

Loony Luna Day #22

Post Office job

A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"

He replies, "Yes, caffeine."

"Have you ever been in the military service?"

"Yes," he says. "I was in Iraq for two years."

The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"

The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both of my testicles."

The interviewer grimaces and then says, "O.K. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on starting at 10:00 A.M. every day."

The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M., why don't you want me to be here until 10:00 A.M.?"

"This is a government job," the inter-viewer says, "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."

Enjoy! :)


  1. LMAO!!! And so true of the gub'mint!
    Thanks Lady E.!

  2. Hi Cygnus,

    Glad I was able to give you a laugh! Thanks for dropping in! :)

  3. Okay read this out to Mike and we were both laughing! Thanks hon. Gotta remember to check your blog every Monday for a giggle. :)

  4. Hi Pam,

    I am happy it made you laugh. Please do come by anytime you like! :)